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ISSUE 70, MAR 06, 2026.STORIES. ART. WIT. LEISURE.
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THINGS I LEARNED FROM MY THREE DAYS ON A DATING APP
Mar 06, 2026 · CHLOE WELLINGTON HUNT · BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA
Artwork: "Good For You (1)" by J. King Artworks.
Three days on a dating app were all it took to confirm our collective romantic doom. A humorous, unflinching look at what men are doing wrong — and why we're all categorically doomed.
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ELLIPSIS AND ASTERISK
Mar 06, 2026 · HEATHER CLIMER · SNOQUALMIE, WA.
Artwork: “permission” by Obscure Nonspecifics.
A metaphysical spoken-word style poem where punctuation becomes lovers, monsters mirror our humanity, and starlight, dust, and divinity meet in the space between ellipsis and asterisk.
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ONE HUNDRED WORDS | 62
Mar 06, 2026 · COOL HAND FRANK
Artwork: "Pantsuit Pam" by Mr. Hooper Art.
Damon immediately exited the car, no verbal farewell, slamming the passenger door shut.
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BIRDIE (PART 5)
Feb 20, 2026 · ALYSE ANDREE · NEW YORK CITY, N.Y.
Artwork: "Morning Sun" by Rich Lo | Greatsketch, all rights reserved.
In the final chapter of “Birdie,” a father’s lesson about manhood presses a boy toward a choice that will echo far beyond the barn.
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ARTIST GALLERY PREVIEW
ASK ME ANYTHING (I MIGHT LIE)
Which Irish music artist best represents St. Patrick’s Day for you?
JAMES, BOSTON, MASS.
James,
Make no mistake, Van Morrison comes awfully close. Astral Weeks, Veedon Fleece, and last year’s Remembering Now alone make him a serious contender. Nah, for my money, I’d say those Shane MacGowan-led Pogues for the win. Those guys at their peak were rowdy, wasted, and celebratory. Much like the holiday.
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